—that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
do you know how long i have been looking for this post
you have no fucking idea
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR FOR MONTHS FUCK
w hat
i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips
omfg
IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG???
that is one sassy chicken
this is so perfect tumblrverse ily kms
I AM SCREAMING
(Source: addelburgh, via shewaitedforthesufocationofsleep)
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The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
you are satan.
(via dolphinsfromtheeast)
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
(via heartsnotparts)
Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.
He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”
guess what it came up with.
In front of the whole class, and my teacher.
(via heartsnotparts)
are they going to fuck each other or share a condom or
(Source: nazipenis, via princesspumplepuff)
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SEARCH BIRDS WITH ARMS
(Source: neur0l0gy)
