funzies

hello. this is my 'funny blog' if you want to talk to me go to my proper blog (shewaitedforthesufocationofsleep.tumblr.com) hope you find this entertaining.

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via kimjonqdae)

laptopped:

when your parents are telling embarrassing stories about you to other people

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(via kimjonqdae)

corsolareef:

my school does this thing for valentines where you can send ‘cupids’ to people in class,
so like you’ll just be in the middle of class and suddenly scantly clad dudes burst in and start singing to the victim while they just kind of sit there looking dead inside
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(Source: animedadsquad, via earlgrey-teaa)

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

emmavalerieweasley:

catrianasommers:


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#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

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It got better.

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(Source: jesuisallisonargent, via perfume-and-the-cigarette-haze)